Salutations! My name is Mrs. Señor the Cheez-It. I am a Cheez-It and this is my life story. I love being a C H E E Z E – I T and it’s so fu-un! I love it, I L O V E I T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A I LOVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING a cheez-it I I I I I I I I I LOOOVE being a C H E E Z IT c h e e z i t p o w e r IIIIII LOVE BEEEING A CHEEEEEEEEEEEE ZIIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA -How’s the protest going? -Not good. They said they wouldn’t let me cook babies on their property. -That’s sad.
Hopefully your neighbors will change their minds. -Nah, I’ll just do it anyways. -Hey guys, how’s it going? -Shut up weirdo! -Yeah, get lost bucko. -Aw but -No! Just get out of here right now. -Wait, who is that? (mmm, yummy! The final Cheez-It!) A human? No! NO PLEASE! Don’t eat me! (aaaaa…) AAAH! (shoot, I dropped it!) Ah, wait, he dropped me, time to escape! Who are you? I’m the guy that is going to eat you! (nooooOOOOOOO!) Hahahahahaha! Nah, jkjk. Unless… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! No, for real though, my name is Pi Pi. Nice to meet you! What did you say your name was again? My name is Mrs. Señor the Cheez-It. Nice to meet you! What are you doing here? I’m here to steal your heart. I love you, I love you too! Me too. I have stuff for planned for yooouu… My god knows that I love you, aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA- A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Your vyoi-voice is beautiful TUrtLE THANK YOU I LOVE YOU (me)TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO(uuaggh) OOOOOOOOOOO(yeaeaaah) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(uuuuuuuuuuuuoooooo) oooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO(AaaaAh) oooooooooooooooooooooo 0000000000000 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO00000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOO0000000- Will you marry me? OMG! LOL, skskskskskandioopandioopandioop, If course I WON’T! jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk. Unless??? No but for real, I will… LUB u. UwU Total shock fills my body. Oh no it’s you again, I want to MORRY you! Hey, how’s the baby BBQ? -Yeah it’s been
kinda hard getting the babies on the grill, and especially kidnapping the babies.
-Oh that’s cool. -Hey I have a question, How long can you keep a big potato in the
oven until it catches fire? About 2 hours, depending on the type of potato you’re using. -So same time as the grilled babies? Exactly. By the way, the barbecue
tasted so yummy. Are there any leftovers? Grilled babies, yummy yummy! Grilled babies, yummy yummy!